mugh spea tlhIngan bing


chu' Hov trek movIe mejDI' DaHjaj tu'lu'. lop, mughmeH tlhIngan cha' tlhIH webSIte 'ej app windows pHone DaH chaw' bing.

'oH tlhun loQ toj 'e' nID 'ej jup trekkie ImpreSS. pagh, 'ach not naQ neH lutDaj Ha' chaH yIv.

vaj vIvoqHa' wIyajlaHbe'law' vu', laH, pong petaQ ghoS www.bing.com/translator 'e' lunID pagh bing mughwI' app windows, pHone lupoQ pHone windows cha' tlhIH lo' ghoS 8 'ej 7.Q.

lugh naDev tugh ghrab 'e' ngevwI', malja' qr ngoq below, pagh SwIpe leghlaHbe' app.

Hoch tugh qatlho' 'e' tIpS! 

QR: Bing Translator



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Sam Sabri says:

ghItlhvetlh vabDot DalaD?

jsnod25 says:

Bing translate now supports Klingon? I'm guessing this is the story...

Sam Sabri says:

Hija. ch'mon lut laD ghuyS! :)

jsnod25 says:

I'm not curious enough to figure this out from my phone...

Flavio76 says:

Me neither LOL

DavidinCT says:

+10 (im sure)

Jazmac says:

Hol blquv ghewmey yllo' naDev.

ExcaliburII says:

qatlho' lang mughwI'

sholokov says:

vay' Dapvetlh wej chenmoH mughmeH.

I'm guessing this is about bing translator letting u translate some made up star trek language, written in that made up language...?

bbennett40 says:

Aren't all languages "made up"?

rjpmateus says:


jsnod25 says:

I'm speechless

jsnod25 says:

Wait... Did someone try publishing a story from a mac?

caliborn says:

This is Chromebook jargon!

Daakkon says:

Hahahaha what?

Klingon translator app, eh?

cxily says:

"ghoS 8" exactly my point of view, you couldn't have said it better!

Kieta says:

I saw the notification....rut roh

Klingon? Use Bing Translator...

Bigsro says:

Is that Klingon? Crazy bastards ;-)

blnwp says:

LOL..that was an awesome post.

JoeMeekFan says:

It's almost impossible to understand the translated text.

Jnbs says:

Its Kinglon for you non Star trek fans

sholokov says:

You mean Klingon

Daakkon says:

The translation of this story from klingon to English in the Bing translator app still makes no sense.

afgzee says:

"bing bitch" ???

Sam have you done the "Beam me up" thing on bing yet?

Sam Sabri says:

Yes I have. It's rad! .. I mean. ja;kljdf;akjd;fkajs;dkflja;sdf lol

muDechbej! windows pHone 'a

joe_easton says:

I am not a Trek fan but this is still cool.  With it would read it out so I know how to pronounce this crazy stuff.

Funny thing is the bing translator doesn't on my phone doesn't translate Klingon to English :/

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jsnod25 says:

Direct translation.... Box box box box box box box... box box box... Box box box...

polychromenz says:

Best reply today

I thought the "Klingon script" would actually be useful hahah I suppose it's just a cool gimmick to play with

jsnod25 says:

It is useful, for when touring Klingon countryside and want to ask for directions...

i think its one way on mobile

sarim_xyz says:

I was also wondering that. It didn't translate using the Bing vision's scan text on my WP8.

PurpleOmen says:

New Star trek movie went there today. to celebrate the second Klingon translator, website, and phone windows app you Now permit bing. It is a kun, and my friend will try to bluff trekkie impress. No, but the whole of his story, but I will never come, and they bother me. therefore mistrust Constable is managed, the bastard came, the name bing. www. com/translator to take the lead or bing translator app windows, the need for the two windows phone you are phone to use 8 and 7 deaf. I will be right here, about their delivery grab qr code below swipe, or the app blind. I thank you, and soon all tips! My translation back into english

dbgman says:

I tried translate but no help

bilzkh says:

God damn it, Windows Phone better do well at Comicon!!!

Tsyokiss says:

Haha, I do hope so.. :P

phipaz says:

So basically Bing translate doesn't makes sense :-)

um, have you ever translated, then retranslated a google translation? Neither of them make sense retranslated. Has to do with lack of ability to do contextual translation.

phipaz says:

Hehe! I get your point there! Thanks.

WavingReds says:


j_jabbar says:

Aa hoo bakwaas che?.....ni hamaj perti

sholokov says:

Hamu samaj ni perti. Sab bakwaas.

tvolpe86 says:

fuihsdf345834jioghsohygre  sjigtiwogr

FinancialP says:

Lol, I love this site and the commentators

Sam Sabri says:

Me too. Together we are all awesome.

J4rrod says:


Oh wait, this uses Bing Translate?
Can we rename it BingOn? Qapla'

paras chugh says:

i thought somebody hacked sam's account and wrote jibberish before i saw the app link...:D

Xaphoon148 says:

Translator app is awesome :)
Using camera on Norwegian text and having it speak the text is just hilarious LOL

mighty_stag says:

Klingon....or Welsh.

Nik Rolls says:

Definitely Welsh.

jlynnm350z says:

I seem to be having a lot of trouble reading the title for this article. I must speak English I guess. I got everything else, just the title, hmmm

GhostITMG says:

It just sucks that it's only one way on the app.  English to Klingon, but not the reverse.  At least not with the camera. 

Nik Rolls says:

The camera requires specific optimisation for each language, so that's a bit challenging. Text works both ways though.

kinaton says:

I don't see klingon in my app either

procen says:

O po uck :-P



yaj, ghItlhvetlh qar nIche.


afgzee says:

basicly it says official instagram is coming soon and google dropped its issue with youtube app...

HaibaneReki says:

finally someone could get the translation right ^_^

DenniSundaY says:

Uhm... Why klingon? I thought I had dyslexia for a moment when my toast was in this language xD

andinsane says:

nIche tlheature, 'ach nIS 'Iv

Church Punk says:

And here i thought my WPC app broke and wasnt displaying news properly >:(...

afgzee says:

I thought the site was hacked or someone just went crazy to be honest

Sam Sabri says:

There is only one thing we say to crazy. Not today. 

heijenoort says:

ahah, awesome XD
Now I can take off for Qo'noS!

Ah okay, the translator app now supports Klingon.

paavoris says:

Best. Article. EVER! 

erzhik says:

There is something about a bastard in there, I swear.

NickEspy says:

Lmao.... That's awesome, I like it

tds101 says:

We've been hacked by Google!!! Skank twunts,... ;-)

VineRider says:

go to http://www.bing.com/translator and select the klingon language.  Paste the text from the article and you'll get a translation :)

SleepyTheDon says:

Jokes i love it!

Are you having a stroke?  Better get checked out ASAP!

Kpy3o says:


q21701 says:

+1,000,000 to you sir!

pcuser42 says:

I find it rather ironic that Bing can't translate this article into English very well.

MorganRW says:

Ha', je smelly plrate hootlhler tlhuchtlh!

iamoniwaban says:

Did I just have a stroke?

Kram Devil says:

Die Klingons, Die!!! 

mr toes says:

Mughw'l app bang!
You know?

xFalk says:

I was going to cheat and use the camera part of Translator to do the translation but only the keyboard will translate from Klingon to English.  To much typing for me.

ninny1176 says:

The story translates to: There is no official Instagram app. :-P

sumton says:

lol  ghItlhvetlh nIvbogh reH

Sdhurfbijbrb jjddhydvjfdcbkh. gffhnxfbjfxsaaertuijhuoohry

DJCBS says:

Bvskziygeb hssukkur vstie djtjosb batrhekb vsjyg? Jjustfnk dgyi guyyjhg!

Hcxgjiitreeesxcbnkoohg vcrtiokbxsethbcdjoojvdf shosho

DJCBS says:

At least Tolkien bothered to create a structured bunch of languages for Middle Earth. This is just silly.

haha vaj aweSome DetlhInItely ghoS lo'.

TechFreak1 says:

vup 'oHbe' English Hol tlhIngan ngaq jIH 'ach lol. mIllogh qonwI' je, lutmeyvam, ghogh moDe je wej tlhluent yap chHechtlheD!. 'ach pIm mughmeH cha' app 'ej bebvo' 'ej mughwI'??


Nakazul says:

Microsoft + translating stuff = nooooo, you broke it.

HailMarxism says:

I really hope that people criticizing this realize that "Klingon" isn't an actual language with its own phonetic library?? This a bit of PR fun, primarily designed for die-hard Star Trek fans. The above text is nothing more than gibberish, so lighten the F*## up

leo74 says:

Klingon, huh? Not bad. Can we now get the translator to translate German to English in a way that the outcome makes sense?

WPenvy says:

Haha this is awesome... Can't wait to see the movie in IMAX 3D
Saw the first 12mins last year before The Hobbit... I've been dying ever since lol

I can't wait to see Riddick

SoH bItchH

uopjo6 says:

Its obviously about the Lumia 1000 and Sam was so excited his hands were trembling.

gcdc_lumia says:

it says "android sucks eggs"

Yeah ok... I'll pass :P

ahmedjan87 says:

Dafuq did I just read ?

dikadik says:

help, can I copy paste the translated text??

Bartdog says:

This is great marketing, along with the beam me up thing, to get traffic over to Bing.  Brilliant. 
Also, remember the 2009 Star Trek movie featured a Nokia phone in the opening scene with Kirk as a child stealling a car. 

tilemaster says:

Hahaha best news post ever XD

Saerise says:

This is Klingon isn't it... I better go ask my dad to translate.